I don’t know who this girl is. She looks like me, but she’s a fraud. A fraud who dated a man for 10 months in 2012. I’d call him my ex-boyfriend, but that would only be salve for my ego; what we had was never defined. So let’s call him my ex-lievkrollblum. I’d gone nearly […]
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Make Your Goals Like an Adult Film Star
Now that I have your attention… I know it’s only November, but I’m already knee-deep in planning for the New Year. I think it’s a common fallacy that we have to start working towards our goals at the start of January. We have our resolutions locked and loaded and as soon as ball drops at […]
What Happens to Teacher’s Pets When They Grow Up?
I was a teacher’s pet in school. From elementary school all the way to high school, I was the student you could count on to always show up to class on time, to always get the assignment done on time, and to always follow the rules. I was what you would call a model student. […]
The N64 Kid Reminds Me Why I Write
The Nintendo Switch Online released its Expansion Pack optional add-on on Tuesday, October 26, 2021. As part of the expansion, Switch users would now be privy to a slew of new features: the upcoming Animal Crossing DLC, and a small library of titles available from Sega Genesis and the Nintendo 64. It’s that last one […]
3 Tips on How to Practice Work-Life Balance as a Writer
During a casual Zoom call, one of my coworkers shared a photo he took of an egg balancing on a table. He explained that during the spring and autumnal equinox, an egg is capable of balancing on its point. It has something to do with the Moon and Sun’s gravitational pull on the Earth. This […]